Money, you are a fickle beast

Money, you come and go out of my life much like the rising tide on a sunset beach.  Why, oh why, do you hate me so?  You seem to be around when I don’t need you, yet in my time of need, you are but an elusive shadow, constantly evading my wallet.  You give me a great feeling when I spend you on a credit card bill.  So much a good feeling, it would seem, that I spend far too much of you and leave none left for rent.

Why do you taunt me, money?  Can’t we be friends? I will even invite your relatives and close ones to join my wallet.  Think of all the fun we can have.  We can buy games! Or in-game mounts! Or I could even buy you a new cozy wallet to sleep in.  Wouldn’t you like that, money?  Why don’t you just come down and stay awhile in my wallet.  Money, you break my heart.

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About THE Caucasian Male

I'm currently a store manager at GameStop. I enjoy playing games, WoW, and Magic: The Gathering in the off time. However, there isn't too much of that with the usual amount of work I do!
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