Money, you come and go out of my life much like the rising tide on a sunset beach. Why, oh why, do you hate me so? You seem to be around when I don’t need you, yet in my time of need, you are but an elusive shadow, constantly evading my wallet. You give me a great feeling when I spend you on a credit card bill. So much a good feeling, it would seem, that I spend far too much of you and leave none left for rent.
Why do you taunt me, money? Can’t we be friends? I will even invite your relatives and close ones to join my wallet. Think of all the fun we can have. We can buy games! Or in-game mounts! Or I could even buy you a new cozy wallet to sleep in. Wouldn’t you like that, money? Why don’t you just come down and stay awhile in my wallet. Money, you break my heart.